you dont just play the sims. you go on a sims binge for three days straight then put the game down for 5 months
"Classic who has terrible effects*
"ur a giant fuckin dork" I say, trying to convey my great esteem and admiration for you as best I know how.
me arriving at the gates of hell
MY PARENTS LEFT ME HOME ALONE FOR THE WEEK EVERYONE COME OVER FOR A HUGE PARTY
update: it’s been 5 minutes and i’m walking around my house just in my underwear and moon shoes, party is getting pretty wild
my teacher in class the other day said “Make sure you don’t do things on the internet you might regret, because they will most likely affect your future badly” then my good friend just looked at me and whispered really quietly “Moon shoes…”
my favourite thing ever
can i stay at your place? no hobo
HES NOT AMERICAN???@?!